you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
is it fun? or sober?
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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