Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
i think my cat just said my name.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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