so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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