i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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