I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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