pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
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