ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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