So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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