He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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