So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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