ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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