Dual....:-)
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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