She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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