Kareoke will never be a sober sport
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Randomize