Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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