i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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