just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
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