Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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