Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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