this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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