your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
