Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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