State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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