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I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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