ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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