is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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