I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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