Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
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