so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
He kissed a someone with a penis
home. puking in laundry basket.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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