Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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