you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
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