How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Randomize
