in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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