Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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