I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I understand Curling. That high.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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