I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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