I'm eating all of the evidence.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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