HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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