Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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