Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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