Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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