JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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