you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
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