I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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