Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I want to be your penis for a week.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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