They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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