Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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