Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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