Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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