I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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