whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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