she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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