Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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