I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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