i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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