I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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