just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
He felt like a one man threesome
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Randomize
