If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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