No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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