just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Randomize
